Warning: This blog will have spoilers for pretty much every TV show I watch, and some of the stuff I reblog is NSFW (and 'NSFW' posts shall be tagged as such).

Also, I love talking to tumblr people and hate tumblr's messaging system, so if anyone want to have an actual back-and-forth conversation, feel free to email me at twisting_vine_x_tumblr@hotmail.com. :)

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(Note, because I'm just in the process of meeting people in AoT fandom: for anyone who wishes to avoid manga spoilers, the tag to blacklist is, 'aot manga spoilers').

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Supernatural addict, Misha minion, Destiel shipper, proud Gishwhesian (Team 41, Team felidaeLovesBadassbutt, and Team bluevoids
LoveslistentomooseLovesUnevenJawlines
LovesChinchillasLovesAtermoiementLoves
sexualpotatoesLovesUmmIDunnoLovesSimon
SaysGishwhes), and one of the winners of Misha's rhino scavenger hunt (T3). :)

Additional fandoms include Sherlock (Sherlock/John, Lestrade/Molly, Lestrade/Mycroft), Teen Wolf (Derek/Stiles, Sheriff Stilinski/Melissa McCall), Attack on Titan (Levi/Eren, Jean/Marco, Erwin/Mike, Mikasa/Sasha, Ymir/Historia), Star Trek (Kirk/Spock), Merlin (Arthur/Merlin), Hetalia (Germany/Italy), Battlestar Gallactica (Lee/Kara, Bill/Laura, Sharon/Karl, Six/Gaius), Doctor Who (Doctor/Rose, Doctor/Jack), Torchwood (Jack/Ianto), The Big Bang Theory (Sheldon/Amy), Harry Potter (Snape/Lupin, Snape/Harry), Castle (Castle/Beckett), Breaking Bad (Mike Ehrmantraut/Jesse Pinkman), The Office [UK version] (Tim/Dawn), Firefly (Simon/Malcolm, Simon/Kaylee, Wash/Zoe, Inara/Malcolm), The Hobbit (Bilbo/Thorin), Dragonlance (Raistlin/Dalamar, Raistlin/Tanis), The Lord of the Rings (Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas), The Avengers (Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Tony Stark/Bruce Banner, Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff/Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff/Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Jane/Thor), The Walking Dead (Daryl/Carol, Maggie/Glenn), Otherland (Renie/!Xabbu, Orlando/Sam), True Blood (Eric/Sookie), X-Men (Erik/Charles, Erik/Raven, Logan/Jean, Logan/Rogue), My Little Pony (Cadence/Shining Armour), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Coulson/Skye, Coulson/May, Coulson/Audrey, FitzSimmons), Dollhouse (Topher/Adelle, Caroline/Paul), Pokémon (Jessie/James), Good Omens (Crowley/Aziraphale), Cabin Pressure (Martin Crieff/Douglas Richardson), Defiance (Amanda/Nolan), Game of Thrones (Sam/Gilly), Ouran High School Host Club (Tamaki/Kyoya, Tamaki/Haruhi), Death Note, Hannibal, Die Mannschaft.

Finally, my fanfic can be found at either http://twisting-vine-x.livejournal.com/ or http://archiveofourown.org/users/twisting_vine_x .

(Note: none of the gifs used on this blog are made by me, and, unfortunately, I've been rotten at keeping track of who's made what over the years, so. If you see something that's yours and you'd like it taken down, or if you know who's made a particular gif, please just let me know. ♥)

 

dean-and-samwinchester:

beaupansie:

dean-is-an-assbutt:

tinventari:

foreverthesluttiestkids:

celinequeenofrhuttlia:

one-to-tennant:


TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME
I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS
THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING



I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.
Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.

Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!

I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o 

and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter

God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.



I AM PEEING

dean-and-samwinchester:

beaupansie:

dean-is-an-assbutt:

tinventari:

foreverthesluttiestkids:

celinequeenofrhuttlia:

one-to-tennant:

TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME

I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS

THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING

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I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.

Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.

Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!

I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o 

and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter

God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.

I AM PEEING

(Source: 2headedsnake)

Ya know whenever anyone at works asks me why I don’t have a boyfriend (I’m 24, been single my whole life) and it’s said with any kind of judgement, I honesty just wanna be like, “Dude last night I spent three glorious hours reading filthy gay porntastic fanfic and having a fucking orgasm marathon with my own hand and it was AWESOME so I mean like sure alright I’d love to have a guy for companionship and cuddling and closeness and intimacy and conversation and, yeah, sex would be a nice bonus, but I REALLY don’t need a dude to get off, AND then I’d to worry about STI testing and pregnancy and fun stuff like that; so unless you can find me a queer-friendly, feminist, fandom-friendly, pro-choice dude who has impeccable personal hygiene and whose bones I would like to jump and who would think me being an absolute dork is endearing and who would want to cosplay at Comic Con with me and who really fucking likes me, too, and who I can dump all my serious RL shit on and who I can completely 100% be myself around, then I will happily continue sleeping with my own hand SO STOP GIVING ME THAT JUDGMENTAL FACE,” but unfortunately that’s probably not an appropriate thing to say to coworkers.

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Fic: Holding Hands In The Rain, Eren/Levi, NC-17

Title: Holding Hands In The Rain (3/?)
Pairing: Eren/Levi
Rating: NC-17
Additional pairings & characters: Erwin/Mike, Mikasa/Sasha, Jean/Marco, Ymir/Historia, Reiner/Bertolt/Annie; Armin, Connie, Hanje

Additional info: AU
, Levi!POV, humour, language, snark, angst, mild violence, feelings, first kiss, first time, romance, falling in love, making out in the custodial closet, cuddling, fluff, fingering, oral sex, anal sex, bottom!Levi, Eren is seventeen, past homelessness, mental health issues, age difference, underage, call center shenanigans, ensemble cast (seriously pretty much everyone is in this story), strong Levi & Erwin friendship aspect, Eren and Levi cosplaying as Wolverine and Jean Grey, (this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever written and I’m absolutely loving it)

A/N: Basically the one with thousands of words worth of Eren and Levi crushing like crazy on each other (seriously, there is some truly hardcore crushing happening here), and being absolutely ridiculous together, and slowly falling in love against the backdrop of modern-day Vancouver.

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Summary:

By the time Levi gets back to the apartment, he’s rethinking everything, but – not enough to walk away. Ends up sitting on the bed with his face in his hands. Eren hadn’t tried to kiss him at the dog park, or at the bus stop – hadn’t tried to get in much closer than he’d already gotten. All evening long, hadn’t done anything more than nudge him with his elbow, or give him those little smiles, or – just once – brush their fingers together, when they’d been petting the same dog; and Levi shouldn’t be so rattled over such innocent little touches. Fumbles for his sketchpad and a set of pencils. He’s already been up since six. All he needs is some kind of distraction until he falls asleep.

sherlockhappenedtome:

sassyasspeterhale:

ssjdebusk:

obsessionisaperfume:

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:


9x03 + 5x04

no no no no no nO NO

WHOA.





I don’t wanna do this season anymore I’d like to get off this ride now [x]

It amazes me that in this fandom a character smiling literally means the end of the world is coming.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS.  THERE.  IS.  SOMETHING.  VERY.  WRONG.  IF.  SOMEONE.  SMILES.  IN.  SUPERNATURAL.  THEY ARE EITHER THE MONSTER, ARE ABOUT TO DIE, OR MASKING THE PAIN OF HAVING HAD DIED.  

sherlockhappenedtome:

sassyasspeterhale:

ssjdebusk:

obsessionisaperfume:

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

9x03 + 5x04

no no no no no nO NO

WHOA.

I don’t wanna do this season anymore I’d like to get off this ride now [x]

It amazes me that in this fandom a character smiling literally means the end of the world is coming.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS.  THERE.  IS.  SOMETHING.  VERY.  WRONG.  IF.  SOMEONE.  SMILES.  IN.  SUPERNATURAL.  THEY ARE EITHER THE MONSTER, ARE ABOUT TO DIE, OR MASKING THE PAIN OF HAVING HAD DIED.  

(Source: starlightiel)

Day 11 without grain products or dairy.
Day 3 without coffee.
Day 1 without any meat (besides fish).
Day 1 without beer.

Life goal: caffeine-free, alcohol only on special occasions, and a diet of fruits and veggies and fish (pescaveggiesfruitatarian? Yeah, I think we’ll go with that.). Come on, self. You were a gluten-free vegan for two years, you were booze-free for sixteen months, and you were caffeine-free for almost five whole fucking years… YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER YOU WILL FEEL WHEN YOU MAKE THIS ALL HAPPEN.